The Vegetables attack! One-eyed louie

The five soon went into a rocky place. They had to get through. But then a pirate ship arrived. The captain was called One-eyed Louie. He said “I’ll give you the count of five fer you tu lower de sails, And if ya don’t, it’ll be no mor trips to Jolly Joe’s.” Hang on. You’ll see what he means. While Elliot tried to lower the sails, and One-eyed Louie counted and opened a cannon, Sedgewick had to use the bathroom. He  had no idea of what was going on. “One!” One-eyed Louie said. Sedgewick was in a small little room with a toilet. He flushed the toilet. BLAM! One-eyed Louie’s ship was shot! Shot by a thought-to-be-toilet!